Im baack...

Ok, after myspace got old ive now decided to report through this old blog that still is awesome. Feel free to check myspace to learn everything that the government wants to know about me but if u wanna read some useless crap come here

The evil doers 101 and other spam stuff

Evil is afoot this summer. Are you prepared?

Evil can take shape in many forms. There are many different ways to "expose" your evil. Here are some basic techniques:

1. Do u have an evil hideout?
Attics and basements are usually successful, or basic areas where your target cant locate u

2. Do u have a target?
Sisters are very successful targets as its genetics to hate your siblings. 1st step is to find an destroy.

3. Do u have a towel?
Towels are very crucial for undercover disquise. Ive even heard that in some places the persons towel is their personal god and decided where they go when they die. Cool!

4. Planning
Plan to take out your target. If your not serious, your not evil

Other spam is on the way. B sure to post other strats in the comment section of this article

summertime

Summer is now here which means a lot more movie and book reviews along with evil plans to be carried out. Stay in touch.

Strange things are now happening....

Has anyone else had that strange feeling when your around fire alarms? I have.


Lately ive had a strange feeling of being drawn toward fire alarms. Like im walking down the hallway and i suddenly notice myself being drawn closer and closer to a firealarm. Its as if they are calling me.....

maybe i should just stop going to school....


let it burn, burn i say!

Great movie post #1

Star Wars: episode 3
yes, i beleive everyone knew this movie was going to be absolutely terrible. How Lucas managed to pull through and get this clip to be extremely awesome im not quite sure. I thought it was worth every dollar of the free ticket that i got. Lucas definately did a good job of picking up loose ends, no matter how predictable the movie was because 4-6 have already been released.

Anyways, any compliments and complaints can be put in the comment section of this post.

im still here

Ok, havent posted in a while so i just wanted to make sure that you all know that im still (yes, that means im not dead yet and yes, that means no free food at the funeral since there isnt one!). Anyways, apparently a bunch has gone on in my lack of posting that i will now rename this post:
THE UBER POST (OF DOOM)

Topic 1
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Good movie? Great book? Both? I say so. The fact that a guys brain was run on lemons is still something i cant get enough of. The two biggest complaints that i have heard is a) didnt follow the book enough and 2) Zaphod's two heads werent next to each other (as said by a williams student). My opinion, an excellent movie but nothing will be able to beat the book.

Topic 2
Star Wars
Going to be rocking or a dump? I hope its rocking. I wouldnt waste watching all 6 movies back-to-back this weekend (yes, 7 am to 11 pm). I hope its great. The previews look good as does the diet pepsi commercial.

Topic 3
Im not dead yet! Im coming back! watch out!

Your spleen: nott a government tracker?

This post is about the relationship of you and your spleen.

Did you know that your spleen supposingly produces and recycles white blood cells?
Dare to beleive that it may be so? Is there another use for your spleen other than having the government track you with it? Is the government tracking you with it? Does it recycle white blood cells? You decide. Here is a picture to help you do so.

Great book post #1

For some odd reason in order to study human being I picked up these things called "books" and started reading them. I found that this book is an amazing book that many people should read. Its called "Angels and Demons" and its got a lot of logic and thinking that creatings astonishing foundings for the simple minds chapter after chapter. The chapters are also really short so you can read a couple in about 15 minutes and it is really easy to put down, although I had a hard time doing so.


Another great book by the same author called "Digital Fortress" is my new favorite book I think. It talks about big shiny computers blowing up into big flaming infernos, along with the falling of democracy because of it. COOL!!!!


Both are by Dan Brown.

Need your help

I have currently gone haywire over my computers internet connection. It works less than 1/4 of the time. I need some good internet providers other than cable (parents wont get cable). Some reasons y they are good would be helpful too. I gotta get rid of this DSL crap.

Funny clip

Here is a link to a very funny clip from jibjab that I hope you will all watch and agree that it is stupid and funny. Enjoy.

Cursed

I have been forever cursed by my computer. Why you ask? Well, as Jesse and Alex say, its "the curse of the dell". Along with automatically installed AOL, a faulty router and DSL that is never up. Here are just some of the many "symptoms" of my computer:

-I cant get both speakers to work at the same time
-My computer says that I dont have an A:/ drive
-I cant even attempt to get an internet connection with firewall on
-Whenver I click on a link, the webpage attempts to load with AOL
-My computer doesnt realize the problems but stops me in every way from fixing them
-The graphics card is terrible, so it literally takes me about a minute to go from full screen to regular screen
-My computer forgets about what my computer has from time to time, saying that they dont exist
-My computer wont let me print any thing (really bad when your computer says you dont have an A:/ drive)
-About the only thing that works on my computer is freecell and minesweeper (im an expert at both now)


Anyways, just had to get my sheer and udder frustration out against my computer. Maybe my computer will read this and fix the problems.l

Blog: reincarnated

Ok, here is the new blog. I forgot the password to the old one so this blog will hopefully be updated regulary, drawing the eyes of the few pathetic souls that have no preference to what I say. So stay tuned for dull posts along with reviews on all the stupid stuff this world has to offer.